Alright that wasn’t it. A Liverpool game where I’m not losing hair and creating more skid marks than an F1 race. Solid performances all round. Ok, you can caveat that with ‘it’s Huddersfield’ but these lads smashed it start to finish. Boss.

Alisson – 8

How he is so calm I’ll never know but I love it. Ok he made one sloppy pass but lets let him off shall we, the poor fella must have been bored off his tits tonight.

Trent – 10

20 years old. FML. He’s just incredible. Another assist and what a ball is was for Mo. Set up Sturridge too but he was offside. Same again for Barca please mate!

Lovren – 8

Remember when all our centre backs were shite? Well now we have four and I’m sound with them all. One or two slightly hairy moments but all in all, sound.

Virgil – 9

What else can you say about this man. The great wall of fucking Virgil. Teased us all when he went down. He just couldn’t be arsed anymore. Thought he’d have a sit down and tackle people from there. Fair play.

Robbo – 10

Two more assists for Robbo. Honestly it’s fucking silly now. First one he bangs on Sadio’s head, then he sees Trent get one and goes ‘ah fuck this’ gets another in the latter stages. Could have took the foot of the gas but its just not in his DNA.

Gini – 8

Not the most glamorous role in the six from Gini but he was superb, more so when Huddersfield had a spell of pressure. He’s so relaxed under pressure, man could find his way out Gemma Collins chin.

Baby Keith – 10

His new nickname will now be ‘Pressy, Pressington of Pressingtonville.’ He was everywhere. Chased down the ball within seconds of kick off and slotted it home just after. Relentless throughout the whole game.

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Hendo – 8

Bossing that advanced role yet again. Deft little cross for Sadio to make it 4-0. Another solid from Hendo.

Sturridge – 6

Not going to slate the fella, this team has just surpassed him for me. And he’s not Bobby. Can be frustrating at times but we were comfortable enough today.

Salah – 10

An assist and two goals for Mo and lets face it, it could have been more. They just couldn’t cope with him and he almost set up Chambo for a goal too. Not bad for the one season wonder – thats top scorer in the league. And a fucking winger.

Mane – 10

Piss taking bastard this lad, but also unselfish. Has a little competition with Mo for top scorer and he politely hit the post in the second half just to be nice. What a fella and what a top performance. AGAIN.

Subs

Ox – 10

Welcome back you beautiful bastard.

Shaqiri – 6

Welcome back wee man.

Gomez – 6

Sound.

Let me know what you think in the comments below. Please be aware that these are just opinion, so don’t take them personally!

Ross