I think this football lark might be the end of me you know. Another three points for Jurgen’s reds.
Alisson – 6
My ‘Go fund me’ page will be in full swing later. All funds raised will go towards new boxer shorts. I get he might be bored with very little to do. But please stop shitting us all up mate.
Trent – 6
Made up to have him back. But I wish he’d practice corners a bit more. The ones in the first half admittedly he nearly scored from them but we waste too many chances by not beating the first man.
Matip – 7
Another solid performance from Joel. Spurs had limited chances and he put himself about from the first whistle. Was Kane even playing?
Virgil – 8
Standard Virgil performance. Kane hardly got a sniff. Did brilliantly when he had Sissoko and Son on him, pretty sure no other defender in the world could have prevented a goal there.
Robbo – 8
Involved in a few key moments during that game. Firstly he sticks the ball on Bobby’s head for the goal and later he stops Eriksen from scoring by throwing his body in front of the goal. Could he have done better for the goal? IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER!!!
Gini – 7
Gini and Hendo did a lot of the dirty work and both were sloppy at times. Admire Gini’s persistence and work rate, covered every blade of grass AGAIN.
Hendo – 5
Thought he was really poor today. Sloppy passing, poor decision making and he shit-out of far too many tackles for me. Not suggesting he kicks someone in half but fucking put yourself about. Made to look worse by Fabinho. He can play so much better.
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Milner – 6
Popped up in all the spaces during the first half, protected Trent and Robbo too. Looked goosed in the second. He’s going to be vital during this run in.
Salah – 7
Wasn’t shite, kept going, kept plugging away, despite having chances to score he never gives up. In the end it paid dividends. Well in Mo.
Mane – 8
This lad is brimming with confidence. Direct running at the Spurs defence caused problems the whole game. Didn’t get a goal. Didn’t need too. He’s saving it for Friday.
Bobby – 9
I honestly love this man. How can you not? He’s just consistently relentless. Smart run and finish for his goal. Keep them coming Bobby you mad bastard, we need them.
Fabinho was crucial during that game. Still perplexed as to why he didn’t start. HAS to be one of the first names on the team sheet for the rest of the season.
Let me know what you think in the comments below. Please be aware that these are just opinion, so don’t take them personally!