Crystal Palace 0-7 Liverpool | Player Ratings

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Ross – @rossic89

Alright that wasn’t it? Bit of an odd first half an hour, didn’t play great, could hardly make out the players because of the sun and Palace had chances. No problem for these lads. Could not ask for anything more. Players like Taki, Naby and Ox getting important minutes in, everyone gegging in the goals and assists, pissed the goal difference and top of the league at Christmas. Van Aanholt can go collect the ball now. Anyway.. I’ve just sacked off giving proper ratings because we just won 7-0, I’m in a great mood and it’s Christmas. Enjoy… Remember, these ratings are just opinions. They in no way have any effect on your life. Don’t get angry. Just let me know yours in the comments below.  Alisson – 10 Probably doesn’t deserve a 10 in all honestly but I literally don’t care. We’ve just won 7-0 and he kept a clean sheet. It’s also Christmas and I’m feeling generous. Merry Fucking Christmas. Trent – 10 Seven goals for Liverpool and somehow Trent only got the one assist. Could have been more for the lad but still put in an exceptional performance! Merry Fucking Christmas. Fabinho – 10 He’s our centreeeeee halllfffffff. Oh no, he’s our DM. You wouldn’t think it. Got bored and decided to have a lie down to give Ayew a chance to do something. Soild start to finish. Merry Fucking Christmas. Matip – 10 Points for not being injured, points for being a brilliant defender and points for getting an assist! He can have some because it’s Christmas too. Merry Fucking Christmas. Robbo – 10 Wouldn’t mind an Xmas dinner off Robbo, he put it on a plate for Bobby’s goal. Relentless as always, not afraid to get stuck in when required and provided a threat constantly throughout. He has been phenomenal this season. Merry Fucking Christmas. Hendo – 10 MYYY WORRRRDDD. What a finish that is for his goal. We’ve seen that lay off for the ‘reverse ball’ a thousand times for crosses but the ‘Keeper was getting nowhere near that. Merry Fucking Christmas.

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Gini – 10 Went about his business quietly again today in which he tied things together quite nicely. Nothing too adventurous but it didn’t need to be. Protected the back line, used his strength and played recycled play to engineer attacks. Merry Fucking Christmas. Keita – 10  Great to see him back in the side, was heavily involved in the first half and you could see he wasn’t quite up to match fitness. Just lapses of concentration but it eventually led to nutmegs and him having a solid second half. Well in Naby Lad. Merry Fucking Christmas. Taki – 10 Back in the side and back with a goal. Great touch to send Clyne the shops and so happy for him to get a goal under his belt. HE can thrive in a position he wants to play, surrounded by first team players. Merry Fucking Christmas. Bobby – 10 Utter, utter filth. Assisted Mané for one and then my word, he took the absolute piss didn’t he. Outside of the boot to Robbo before bombing in and sorting it out himself. Not content with that he went and chipped the ‘Keeper. Merry Fucking Christmas. Mane – 10 Close, neat control to set up Taki for the first only to be surpassed by him scoring himself. Haven’t seen Clyne mugged off like that since he appeared on that American reality TV show. Oh and when Taki sent him for the Echo.  Merry Fucking Christmas.
Mo – 10 HAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA He played just over half an hour, scored twice and assisted Bobby. Header nice and easy but fuck me, that curler in the top corner is fucking sublime. Merry Fucking Christmas. Jones – 10 20 minutes today. Not sure if he did anything of significance but it’s Christmas innit so he gets a 10. Merry Fucking Christmas. Ox – 10 Only played 15 minutes and got an assist. Can’t ask for much more than that. Merry Fucking Christmas. Ross – @rossic89
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